Funny thing about CHANGE


It’s imperative we laugh at the changes in life.  Wouldn’t you agree?

With life’s disappointments, laughter gives us a much-needed reprieve.

So how do we know when we’ve changed?  Either we’re simply older, or things are different.


You know   things have   changed in   your life…

when – it feels fantastic to unhook that BRA Mother and Daughter

when – men CHECK-OUT your daughters

 

Clock

when – LATE is 11 or 12

Vitamins

when – the CONVERSATION centers on medical issues

 

when – your kids ask YOU questions AGAIN

whenSOMA  fits better than VICTORIA SECRETS

Doctor

when – you have an Orthopedic Surgeon-ON-CALL

 

                           when – no one CARDS you EVER

 

when – you’re the LAST person chosen in Charades

 

when – nobody BLINKS as you buy a Senior MOVIE Ticket

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when – MORNING is the longest & best part of your DAY

when – what other people think of you isn’t all that RELEVANT any longer

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when – these are the top CANDIDATES

Radio

when – you FEAR listening to the NEWS

when – you don’t watch TV live – except for the news

  Knife and fork

when – SECRET RECIPES no longer exist

 

when – THONGS aren’t FLIP-FLOPS any longer

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when – LATTE’S are at the MOVIES

Coffee

Invite

when – you now KNOW the guest list AHEAD

when – UGLY Christmas Sweaters are BIG business

when – you can search the LIBRARY without ENTERING

when – your grandchildren are on INSTAGRAM, and you’re STILL figuring it out

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when – you turn the HEAT up BEFORE you come home

when – Columbia is SAFE to EXPLORE

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when – people KNOW where FARGO, No. Dakota is

when – there’s almost NO JUNK MAIL delivered

Luggage

 

 

when – LUGGAGE has 4 WHEELS

when – 60 is the NEW 40

when – just the MAIL comes ADDRESSED to – Mr & Mrs

Bride

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when – you go to the MALL only for a MOVIE

when – ZOMBIES, bachelors, narcs and terrorists DOMINATE the airways

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when – GEL doesn’t go in your HAIR, it goes on your NAILS

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when – we can now TRAVEL to CUBA

when – LOVERS can’t KISS goodbye at their airplane GATE


Standing at desk

when – people now STAND at their DESKS

when – SUBTITLES aren’t a DRAG

 

when – FORGETTING your keys is the LEAST of your worries

when – passwords ACCESS all your DOCUMENTS

Kiss

 

 

when – SEXY is 60

 

when – you DON’T DARE ask what they CAN’T eat

Couple drinking

when – DATING is but a CLICK away

when – your HEELS hurt

Heels

when – you now ONLY eat FRESH vegetables

 

 when – ENERGY is in a CAN

       

when – they make ADULT COLORING books

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when – you go to more MEMORIALS than WEDDINGS

when – you feel GUILTY mailing greeting CARDS

Cookbook

when – you haven’t bought a COOKBOOK in AGES

when getting a MASSAGE is as good as SEX